I really don't like kids with chinese ripoff fortnite tablet cases like not at all.
EW Fortnite!!!
A newly discovered form of cancer. It takes place mainly in 9-12-year-olds, but there are certain cases in which fully grown adults also contract this disease. Unlike other cancers, this one is contagious and can be spread by brainwash, blackmail, bullying and peer pressure from the former loved ones, who are now just online "friends".
Sam: hey i play fortnite
Me: oh im sorry so whens the funeral?
A game that causes guys to lose their girls because they give more attention to the game than their girlfriends. Also they post their wins on snap but really no one cares about it. (Except some people)
ex: my boyfriend isn’t responding to me because he is busy playing that stupid ass game fortnite
The gayest game to ever be released on any console in the world
If you play Fortnite go outside and get some air you stupid lazy white degenerate
Seriously when is the last time you’ve had any human contact of any sort
The most contagious disease since the Spanish Flu in the 20s. Another thing in common with the Flu and the Plague is that it's highly contagious.
FORTNITE FAX:
-Noone gives a fuck about your wins;
-Noone gives a fuck about your wins;
-Yes, we know you're a virgin.
Quavo: Mayn stop playin that shitty ass game Fortnight or Fortyfive or whatever tf it's called 💀
Timmy: No way sir Fortnite is Lyf XD random lulz
A new form of birth control
I played fortnite and my girlfrkend broke up with me!