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The Baddest dude alive! Lover of other many mothers.
Person 1: "That dude banged my mom."
Person 2: "yeah, he's a total Josh Glass
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Setting: A hot chick wearing glasses.
Action: She is giving top and her glasses fall on your dick.
Conclusion: dick glasses
Guy: Ahhh shiieet, don't stop , oaaaahhh
Girl: I cant see, where did my glasses go
Guy: Don't worry they are on my dick, keep slobbin, (I knew i'd get dick glasses from her).
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Serious shades or sunglasses worn in cases of extreme bling exposure. bling mouth bling
"I was blinded by the bling when I forgot my flash glasses at home".
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A person with a toxic personality that is fully see threw from the outside. A very vibrant toxic personality that us clearly reflected but probably overshadowed by their gothic fairy outfit.
Quirky bitch: "OMG SHES SO HOT"
A reasonable human being:"She is a litteral fucking shard of glass" (A shard of Glass)
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A large beverage containing:
lemonade
at least two varieties of fruit squash,
and orange juice.
This drink provides powers of win, said to be drawn from the source of all win, lady gaga.
A glass of win keeps the Fail away.
A tramp walks into a bar, buys a glass of win, and immediately his pockets buldge with money.
A man falls off a bridge accidentally, forgetting he has had his glass of win today, the river below him then turns to jelly and saves him from death.
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verb:
1) one-upping someone by buying a glass table and interrupting them in the middle of a story to talk about how shiny it is
2) a complicated ritual for one-upping someone during a threesome.
1) Anne: Hey, I just got a sweet deal on a brand new car! It's a...
Lynn: (interrupting) I just bought a brand new glass dining room table.
LATER
Anne: to friends Oh my God, Lynn totally glass tabled me.
2) Anne: So Lynn and my husband were totally leaving me out in the middle of a threesome, so I glass tabled her.
Joseph: You WHAT?!
Anne: Y'know, she had her eyes closed, ignoring me, so I sat on her face.
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A sex position used by many homosexuals. It is where the one man cums then sticks his cum in the guys ass then he licks it until the other guy has an orgasm.
Those two gay guys are doing the Christian Glass.
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