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Similar and often confused with tea bagging. This does not involve putting one's ball in the mouth, but mearly draping the scrotum over the bridge of one's nose. A highly entertaining stunt.
Dude, last night, when Nick was totally fucked up, I gave him Afghani Goggles and so many fucking pictures were taken.
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Extremely large sunglasses typically worn by women.
Guy one: Shannon got so drunk at the party last night, did you see her eyes?
Guy 2: no, she hid them behind her girl goggles
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Typically occurring after the event, where due to earlier inebriation, an individual realises that their partner is not as attractive as they thought they were last night.
You must have had your beer goggles on when you met him / her!
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Derived from 'Arabian goggles'. When a woman strangles a man by wrapping her legs round his neck whilst shitting in his eyes. Original use was related to a man of Ukrainian heritage, hence the phrase.
Taylor Swift and Jane from Breaking Bad are fit enough to let them give me Ukrainian Goggles, but only just.
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The act of a male sitting on a females face while he is getting a rim job, where he puts this balls on her eye sockets and his dick on her forehead so it looks like the Asp on a Pharoh's head dress.
That Guac Piece was such a ho that she let me give her the Pharoh's Goggles
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1. Shit you use for going under the sea, as in deep sea or SCUBA diving.
2. Something a steampunk person wears, either on their face or hanging around their neck.
3. Those glasses that make you see funny.
4. Those other glasses that make you see funny. See "beer goggles" for more information.
1. After I touched the hypolimnion, I was glad that I had my special goggles on; my eyes didn't freeze!
2. I realized I needed special goggles when the shiny shit hit my new-fangled air spinning machine.
3. Are these fun house glasses, or just my special goggles?
4. Wow, you look awesome... must be because I'm wearing my special goggles.
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A crippling condition inflicted upon male cadets of the US Air Force Academy that:
1. Causes female cadets that would be average or unattractive anywhere else to appear acceptably attractive, or worse, hot (see golden pussy syndrome, fool's golden pussy syndrome);
2. Causes any female not wearing a military uniform (which, by the way, makes any woman seem unattractive despite any original attractiveness) to appear far more attractive than reality would suggest;
3. May be abbreviated as "foggles", and when coupled with beer goggles, cause the victim to become foboogled, in which case he's probably going to hook up with a very ugly chick sometime soon.
1. Riley is a 5 to most people, but among cadets with Falcon Goggles, she becomes a 7.
2. Justin's Falcon Goggles gives him an irresistible urge to hit on any civilian chick he sees.
3. Cadet X: "I can't believe you hooked up with Kimmie last night. That bitch isn't remotely cute."
Cadet Y: "Dude I was so drunk I barely remember what she looks like."
Cadet X: "Sounds like you were foboogled then. How unfortunate."
Cadet Y: "I don't care man. Still got me dick wet."
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