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its like a pimp hand but 10 times better and can only be used by a ginger.
Samuel used his ginger hand on Collin for making a yo momma joke.
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One's dominate or preferred hand used to masturbate and self-gratify.
I need to wash my naughty hand. My fingers are sticky.
My naughty hand is numb after ten hours of watching internet porn.
Your mom showed me what she likes to do with her naughty hand.
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A series of unsightly abrasions to the hands and wrists as a result of frequent contact with a hard surface such as a wall or floor. Commonly found in people with short tempers or Halo 3.
Bob: "Dammit dude I died again!!" (smashes ground)
Jimmy: "You should really learn to control your temper: your hand's lookin pretty bad"
Bob: "Yup, the doc says I got halo hands and theres no known cure... Now shut the fuck up and let me play!" (dies again)
Bob: (Towards tv monitor) "You fucking faggot, I was arguing with this deuche sitting next to me!!!"(pounds tv monitor)CRUNCH!!!!....
Bob: Oh fuck, I broke the tv. I've really gotta get some help for this."
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When a girl has her hand hover over a guy's hand to guard against where it goes.
After the 7th date when she finally touched my bird, I thought the law of reciprocity meant I could finger her snatch, but her guard hand blocked my attempt.
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when one touches their penis and scrotum with their hand and then wipes it on another's face
Brown Starr just gave Betsy penis hand.
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A massage by two girls (or guys).
Tina and Molly gave me a great 4 hand.
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When someone comes out of the bathroom and sees you for the first time of the night, feels the need to be polite and shakes your hand. The problem is it's completey dry. It should still be slightly wet from the washing process. You just got dry handed!
It was a tough night at work. I hung out too close to the the restroom and got dry handed three times. Thank God I brought my Purell.
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