no-future-having-ho

Usually a girl. (usually younger: 13-15 yrs) (Usually new at a school) that starts LOOKING for all the potheads, and doing anything to get into their good graces and tryimng to fit into their little druggie clique. Even though they have no intention of doing drugs themselves. They just like to act bad-ass as if they do. Once they have posed their way into the group, they get introduced to the groups boyfriends(usually older like 17-22, do drugs too) and the younger sluts all get high and have sex, alternating every other week. The said "no-future-having-ho", willingly makes out with the groups older guys, and claims to have sex with them, even though theyre still a virgin.

Long story short. A no-future-having-ho is a young girl who thinks everyone loves her, with no aspirations for herself, no morals,
and no way of ever having a happy life.

"omg, did u hear about jessica, that no-future-having-ho slept with nathen?"

"yeah, i heard he's turning 17!"

"omg, i know, shes only 13!!!"

"whatever, he'll just get pissed when he finds out she made out with nick..."

"isnt he 19 though? And isnt he always high?"

"yeah."

"what a ho...."

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I have a boyfriend

Good for you

Jenny: I have a boyfriend
Max: Noone cares

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caught having a stroke

This is when a guy gets gets caught masturbating.

He was caught having a stroke.

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should have swallowed

An unwanted pregnacy

Yep I am preggers. I should have swallowed

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having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

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I have needs

A colloquial phrase signifying an overlooked state of demand, exigency, or indispensability addressing to one's response to oppression, selfless dedication, or inadequacy of a type of necessity.
See Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

"I work 10 hours a day, 7 days a week with minimum wage so i could feed my children and send them to school. I have needs too."

Girlfriend: "How come we never do it?"
Boyfriend: "Cause, you know about my disorder. You know.. down there."
Girlfriend: "I have needs, you know. Do you want me to go fuck some other nigga?"

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how to have sex

Fuck her right in the pussy

"I came out of my house and, FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"-Fred

How to have sex

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