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When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.
Damn! I just woke up and got a porcelain helmet!
The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."
While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.
I love sucking on the uncut foreskin of his helmeted warrior.
When you give it one last yank and then tea bag someone.
Yea he left 25 mins later because he had to yank it before giving his girl a sticky roman helmet.
A state of being in which the subject is CLEARLY being retarded. *Not to be used for ACTUAL retards..
Wow--you're being REALLY helmet worthy right now.
That's a stiff roman Helmet.
Get that roman helmet out of me!!
An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).
This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.