his story

the "his" in history is a meaning to the white mans story. all it do is talk about white people and their events. only time they talk about other races is if its a negative event about them. like black people were slaves. japan bombs pearl harbor.

white teacher: lets learn about history.
black student: yeah.. his story.
white teacher: his story?
black student: meaning white man story.

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His Imminence

His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."

Sometimes, I just have to go take care of His Imminence!

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Hi-yo

An exclamation used in situations where one person insults another or says something rude/crude/twisted.

Person 1: You skank!
Group: Hi-yo!

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ohmigosh hi

A dramatic form of hello, usually a pause after "Ohmigosh" for emphasis.

She walked to the table and said, "Ohmigosh... hi".

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Hi Five

Any combination of drugs, caffeine, sugar, or pure will that gives you that SWEET HIGH that fabled high that one can only dream of. That HIGH that takes the reigns and guides you through the work week and leaves you feeling good!!! (weekends optional)

Generic Bro Dude: Righteous!! I'm feeling it!!" Weekend here I come!!
Taff: What's with Generic Bro Dude?
Random Plate: He's experiencing a Hi Five and apparently is living for the weekend....

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Hi 5

Empty bottles in Hawaii. The state of Hawaii (HI) has a five cent bottle return deposit redeemable at a redemption center.

person 1: "hey why is that guy digging in the rubbish?"
person 2: "he's just collecting Hi 5's"

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HI;TG

When politely urging someone to STFU.
TG is the french abreviation for TA GUEULE, meaning STFU.

HI;TG ? (Hi, could you please TG ?)

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