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a girl puts her tits in front of another vagina and you tit fuck one and fuck the other at the same time also while fingering the one that you are tit fucking while her nose is in your ass
vagina is fucked at the same time as tits called the golden horse
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A way of masturbation where the horny "user" slaps their cock as hard as possible, and then grabs a condom, and put it on their feet. They then grab a coke can, put it on their cock, and spray paint the can purple. Then they jack it to nickelback for 2 hours
"What's your favorite way of ejackulating?"
"HEEHAA I'M A THROBBING HORSE BITCH"
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when a horse has sex, or sometimes oral sex (or possibly anal sex) with a woman or man. When the horse blows its load it often smiles and says something clever, leaving the person covered in horse semen.
Person: "This horse is aggressive"
Horse: "fuck yeah! mothafucka!"
Person: "You ejaculated on my head and clothes!"
Horse: "It's because you were fuckin' fucked by a horse you fuckin' fuck fucker!"
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Someone with an apple bottom the size of a horses ass, also refered to as a J-LO booty
That fat girl over there has a horse ass.
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The female equivolent of a small penis. A large and loose vagina. As undesireable amongst the male population as a 3 inch penis is to the female population.
Man, that girl from last night would have been a perfect 10 if it wasn't for her horse pussy! She had the biggest meat curtains I have ever seen. When I first saw it I thought it was a bulldog chewing on mayonaise!
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An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.
I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.
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One of the many cruel labels that fall on butt ugly people with ridiculously long faces and large, gummy buckteeth.
horse face was lured into a false sense of security by way of a dangling carrot.
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