Dry humping

The act of intercourse without the dick being wet

I was dry humping the fuck out that bitch last night

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hump&drink

the action of humping anything (including air) and drinking anything (that's not alcohol)

-wtf is that girl doin?
-oh, no1 told u! that the new air-humping dance.
-oh so like she did the hump&drink!

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Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk)

həmp-ɪŋ-e-dɛsk

Idiom/Verb (Informal)

1. Being so consumed with ones job (and/or studies) that one actually begins to develop romantic (and/or sexual) relations with their furniture.

*The phrase originated in the early 21st century during which time a friend was defending his recently reclusive behaviors to another friend. While describing and defending these behaviors, the defense articulated that he had been studying for his MCAT and consequently "humping his desk".
*The phrase should be used in similar context during which the "humper" wishes to place extreme emphasis on his level of work.

*This phrase is often followed by adverbs such as: relentlessly, dutifully, professionally, consistently, and furiously (less frequent).

*The phrase should never be followed my adverbs such as: cheerfully, enthusiastically, or happily. If this is the case, said "humper" is stating a counterintuitive argument and is most likely being untruthful in his claims.
*Desk Humping is never fun

Wendy: "Hey John, have you seen Peter lately?"

John: "No Ms. Wendy, that dude's been Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) for weeks... Says he has some big project coming up"

Wendy: "Oh."

lady hump

What you get drunk of.

Black-eyed Peas: I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk of my lady hump.

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Shine Hump

verb. When a person of infinately shiny and greasy proportions proceeds to dry hump you, making you oily in the process.

"Dude, you just got shine humped by Sara Kim, go kill yourself."

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Seal Humping

Banging a hotty you have every intention of throwing back immediately.

I picked her up last night and took her home for some seal humping, then I hit the clubs after I dropped her off at her dorm.

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chihuahua hump

The act of humping randoms objects or your friends uncontrollably imitating a chihuahua. Also can be done in groups of friends normally directed towards the groups "douche canoe" or person within a group of friends that is consider to be annoying.

Ryan was being a douche so Red chihuahua humped him.

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