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If you're worse than a regular idiot, you're at least a damn idiot. It's like if you're one of those people who freakin dated in fourth grade.
person 1: yeah, we did it in sixth grade. . .
person 2: you damn idiot, she's my freakin sister!
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A group of idiots who all seem so similarly idiotic it almost feels like they're part of a club.
Aaron: "Sell! Sell! Sell!" says the Mad Money dude. Do you buy that!? Everyone is listening to him blindly. I don't get it.
Oliver: People bought his line about the market bubble. Idiots Unite!
Jared: Well, if it isn't the smart and talented Charlotte?!?!
Charlotte: What's up Jared?!
Jared: I saw a whole bunch of people following you after class yesterday. What happened!?
Charlotte: I told the instructor I missed the exam because I found out I was pregnant. People kept bugging me afterwards about who the father was. Idiots Unite! Hello!!! It's my new husband Baldwin, who else might it be!?!!
Sophia: Skiing in the summer?! Who does that!!!?
Scarlett: Apparently, Lisa and company. They haven't had enough skiing in the winter it seems.
Sophia: Oh wow! Didn't they go every weekend!!? I mean, I go three times a year and that's more than enough. In the summer, it's beach time baby!
Scarlett: I'm with you, summer means sunbathing on the beach every single day! Let's just leave it at Idiots Unite! Lisa and her friends seem to really dig summer skiing instead. Their loss.
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When a person says something stupid and doesn't know any better, then says that they were joking to make themselves seem less dumb.
P1: Did you know that 50% of people who drink water die!?
P2: No, It's 100% because everyone has to drink water to survive
P1: I was kidding!
P2: God you're such a schrodinger's idiot.
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Someone that pulls up to a stoplight and leaves an obscene amount of space between themselves and the next car. Resulting in frusturation for all.
Dumbass up there in his red ford expedition has left an idiot gap large enough to park a semi. Now nobody will be able to make it through the light when it turns green.
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An asshole-idiot is a sub species of human beings that by appearance and action just don't deserve to be alive or reproduce. Upon observation, the asshole-idiot makes one question if there is a God, and if so, why the hell did he make this person? Closely related to the douche-bag.
"Wow, that guys got three teeth, overalls, and drives a BWM, what an asshole-idiot"
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a dumbshit definition for frustrated parents to describe children who are dumb and immature
"Damnit, D," stated the psycho, "my kid is an idiot baby."
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Karl Marx described "useful idiots" as people who carry the Marxist ideals throughout a society or country itself, but this term can apply to anyone who believes in useless political ideals. Many young college students are bought and sold by liberal/socialist ideals like no-gun laws will stop crime in its tracks, heavy government control in our life is a good thing, and universal healthcare will solve all issues. They can be considered useful idiots because other countries around the world have proved these ideas horribly wrong, however they still blindly follow their leaders who say those things. Useful idiots believe they are fighting for "good" causes, but do not have the ability to think for themselves. If they would actually sit and think things out for a few minutes, they would realize how bad their ideas really are.
"My adherents are useful idiots." -Karl Marx
Person 1: America needs socialized medicine because thousands of people can't get healthcare, and socialized medicine will solve that issue!
Person 2: No it won't, the hospitals will just become so filled that LESS people will get help, and more people will die from curable diseases! Countries like Cuba and the U.K. have already proved this!
Person 1: No, it works! You're just a hatemonger of the poor! It works in other countries and it will work here!
Person 2: Ugh! What's the use of arguing this? You're just another useful idiot.
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