a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning
that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties
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Verb: When two people are lying downfacing the same direction; the person in back forces the other person (little spoon) onto their side which has the effect of decreasing snoring and mitigating bed hogging behavior.
Tired of her spouse's snoring, Jen was forced to big spoon him.
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When a bloke cant get enough of another blokes ass he enjoys the "brown spoon".
Andrew loves the brown spoon, he just cant keep is tounge out of there.
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The act of engaging in anal sex while the female involved is menstruating
Friend 1: The missus is PMSing like a sacrificial goat on heat!
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*
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this term is used for when u r stoned or pilled up.
If u were to halucinate then u would be spooning out.
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The act of spooning in which the little spoon is facedown in the bed and the large spoon is on top.
โDid you hear about Jennyโs accident. She suffocated while southern spooning with chad.โ
You would make a good boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.
He has a really nice butt. He's definitely spoon material!