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The shitest set of wheels anyone could buy only for the gayest cunts to drive like Nathan's
Don't drive that gay Ford Ranger pk
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You know when you get whacked by a wet spaghetti noodle but your girlfriend has a twin sister and you get confused and accidentally sleep with her dad? That's what It is like to drive a Ford F-250.
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Most definitely the coolest ninja assassin that ever lived. Completely loved and adored by all, and never backs down. Can stick to it no matter what and is very open minded. A heart throb, and definitely cooler than you, unless you are Stephen Wayne Ford, Then, YOU ROCK!
Lovable = Stephen Wayne Ford
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When three Ford Explorers of the same engine size align in a formation, they will cause an nuclear explosion and take out an entire city block and poison the rest of the city.
Ford Dealerships never place more then three Explorers next to each other for fear that The Ford Explorer Equinox will trigger and destroy the dealership.
Steve no longer wanted to live his life so he tried to preform the Ford Explorer Equinox, but the other ford drivers were not having any of that.
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Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Found on Road Dead
Rustang
An American made car that is usually found broken down or in a chevrolet's rear view mirror.
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust
If it weren't for Fords
Our tools would rust
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A way of playing the I message game 8 ball where after the game the loser has to give the winner head in the school bathroom. It's becoming very common among the closeted gay highschool community.
Hey bro, are you down for a game of Spring Ford 8 ball?
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