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Jewish vineyard

When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids

Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard

by Scurbird September 30, 2020


Jewish dictators

Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.

The Jewish dictators are coming for us.

by Zeus! October 3, 2021


Jewish Superman

When a girl shits on a guys chest and rubs it in using their chest

I got my girl some Starbucks in hopes that she’ll do the Jewish Superman on me later bro.

by Mr. Manhattan August 4, 2023


Step Jewish

When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)

Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”

by February 20, 2021


Jewish slap

To be slapped by a loctka

"Hey watch out or I will Jewish slap you."

by AWD March 21, 2016


Jewish Carpenter

Smatha

Smatha is such a Jewish carpenter.

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022


Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound

it was a succsesful jewish harvest

by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019