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An act where two people engage in intercourse on a copy machine while it's running, so that the resulting copies which print out are a frame-by-frame of their sexual exploits.
Dan and Amy tried to convince their boss that they weren't having a copy job in the copy room, but the sheets of evidence tell a different story.
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A zimmy job is when you and your sexual partner are going to take a pair of athletic gloves or baseball gloves and insert them into the anus of your partner then one of you play with the other ones testicles for about 45 seconds.
She gave me a zimmy job or Do u wanna ZJ
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When you are eating at the Ville Grill and you give a foot job while receiving a rim job.
Oh my god, I was eating, and Cristina gave me the best Ville Job ever.
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When a mans balls are sucked instead of his shaft, over and over. Often results in a severe case of blue balls.
That bitch has only given me ball jobs and left me hanging!
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A sex act consisting of the achievement of orgasm due wholly or partially to the stimulation of the grundle.
A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.
After 15 hours of persistant effort, Eric's Grundle Job finally resulted in a blood, sweat, and semen fiesta.
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When she goes poo poo on your wee wee
Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it
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A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.
guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"
guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"
guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"
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