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Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.
I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.
A "Jon Rep" is a variation press for the flat bench press, the "Jon Rep" is similar to the flat bench press in that an individual retains proper bench form, however, the range of motion is halved. By halving the rep an individual is completing a "Jon Rep" and by doing so is slowly becoming both intolerable to dairy and increasing the probability of obesity. The "Jon Rep" is named after famous influencer Jon Wierenga who is known for his collaboration with GymShark as an upcoming body-positive lifter who spreads the message that the gym is more about complaining about injuries than performing actual hard work.
Hey, Look at that fat cripple! "far out!" he's hitting an iconic Jon Rep, holy! he's nearly benching his body weight!
The most American lovin person in the USA. The ultimate nice guy that’s always going the extra distance and living a fun life
Wow, you’re a real Jon miller. You love America!
douche bag who comes back into you’re life when he realizes he doesn’t affect you anymore
I haven’t talked to him in a while and he just dm’d me. Very jon-esque of him
Me: Bro who’s the new kid.
Them: His name is Jon Le Blanc.
Me: *smh* And they called me whitewashed.
Jon Groller is a generic science teacher
Person 1:OMG LOOK, ITS JON GROLLER
Person 2: cool I guess
Chin Jon is a meme about the famous character ''Peter Griffin'' being depicted as the president of china. Chin Jon was competing with Quagmire for leadership of china. Quagmire attempted to assasinate chin jon by ordering that all fat people shall be killed...but chin jon being the awesome leader he is, survived this attack and now he rules china and the chinese citizens are very content with this.
Person 1: ''Dude, i can't believe chin jon survived the chin jon assasination attempt!''
Person 2: ''Yeah bruh, that's our glorious leader of china for you.''