July 12th

The people born on this day must be called daddy for the day ;)

Girl #1: Hey look! Her birthday is today, July 12th, we have to call her daddy for the day!
Girl #2: Hey daddy!

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july 13th

national eat ass day. if you like eating some ass happy holidays!

are you ready for july 13th, it will be a blast this year.

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July 12th

The day King Vlo was born

July 12th yes the day of the King

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July 9

The Birth of Mario July

The birth of Mario. This is rely when he's born

I'm serious

bro: yo bro Mario day is tomorrow
Bro II :yes
bro: I'm going to buy my mom a Mario and she will go insane bro you know how much my mom loves Mario
Bro II :Yahoo
bro: July 9

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July 20

Have fun in bed if you haven’t had it in a while day!

I cant wait to see him on July 20 we haven’t had it in a while.

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July 3rd

July 3rd is national make-out with your partner day. So go get them and get it on.

“Did you hear it’s July 3rd😉🤪”

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July 14th

It's National Booty Day. Let someone important to you grab it, or send them a picture to brighten their day!

Girl: It's July 14th. Lets shake some ass!

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