An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.
Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"
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A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.
he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart
Kevin talks funny!
I like the way he sounds, too. his voice sounds funny too!
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Kevin is a man who is part of the KKK and likes to go by the name of Pablo Jr who likes to fuck 80 year old men.
*Kevin fucks 80 year old man*
Kevin: Welcome to the KKK
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a kevin flirts with literally every girl. he thinks he is so big but in reality heβs like 1 inch. he sucks and no matter how hard he tries he will never be funny. he looks like an avocado and probably deepthroats pickles.
nobody:
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-
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this specific kevin that known better as 'len' or 'shitlastor' is a fucking idiot and always make an awful joke, he have no self control or what so ever and very fucking annoying
(this definition better be published cause i need to expose the person)
*discord vc*
B: aight i'm back
Kevin: HI BACK I'M SHITLASTORRR
B: damn bro you make everyone laugh
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