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An unfortunate possible side effect of getting too addicted to the beautiful metroidvania game Hollow Knight. Not everyone gets it, some popular speed runners appear to escape most, if not all of its effects. Symptoms include replaying the game out of boredom, doing god home stuff out of boredom, skipping school assignments to radiant all bosses, skipping school assignments to do specific challenges, actually following all the rules on the Hollow Knight discord, getting used to seeing Hollow Knight porn, starting to enjoy Hollow Knight porn, wack off to Hollow Knight porn, thinking about Hollow Knight whenever you hear the words "hollow", "radiant", "radiance", "nightmares", "pale", "void", "saw", "buzz saw", "bug", "insect", "soul", "knight", "infection", "nail", etc.
mom: Doctor I saw my son's search history, there was big tiddy mantis lords on e621
doctor: Your son has Hollow Knight Degenerate Disorder
a group of amazing knights who protect, defend, and say all that is Ni. As seen in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
"We are the knights who say Ni!"
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A euphemism for slutty behavior. The phrase comes from a story about a girl who went to her ex boyfriends house after the bar one night and when his new girlfriend showed up he kicked her out the back window and made her walk home.
If she keeps drinking like that she'll be "walking down Knight Street" by 10:00.
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A man who sweats when a girl talks to him and when the certain girl leaves chat because someone else made fun of her, then the "Soy-roid White Knight" would proceed to tag the girl in chat and tell her to not listen to that dirtbag and that he'll wash her boyfriend's laundry to make her feel better.
Girl: Hi
Soy-Roid White Knight: NANI?! A FEMALE GIRL?!?!? UAHSASHAKJSAHSAHSASHSAS *SPLASH*
A musical-comedy-theatrical troupe that lasted through the 70s. The large group of weirdos and whack-jobs was fronted by Richard Elfman. The group appeared on "The Gong Show" in 1976 and won. In 1979, Richard turned the reins over to his younger brother Danny, who shortened the name and created the eight-man rock group Oingo Boingo. In 1980, the Mystic Knights were featured in, and performed the music for, Richard Elfman's "no-budget" musical comedy "Forbidden Zone."
The groups acts usually consisted of sight gags and eccentric costumes. The most notable was a giant dragon suit that appeared on "The Gong Show" and, during one of their shows, sprayed the audience with his fire-extinguisher penis. The group had only one release in the 70s by Penthouse Records (a division of the magazine) and is extremely hard to find; however videos and bootleg performances can be found online.
Appearing tonight on "The Gong Show"... The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo!
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A reference to any visible venerial disease, especially during an outbreak. (Such as herpes.)
After he pulled up his large, hanging belly, he noticed that his pubic region was again in outbreak. He proclaimed, while looking in the mirror, "These are Knights Gone Berserk!" And then began a lancing campaign against the so-called Knights.
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1. An extremely violent drive-by or otherwise similar shooting with criminal intention.
2. An unforgivable social faux pas.
1. "Dispatch, we have 9 unidentified bodies and an unknown amount of wounded, Textbook Suge Knight Bloc Party, send back-up and paramedics, over."
2. "What you did when we were drinking was nothing short of a Suge Knight Bloc Party. You've committed social suicide, and I'll be surprised if we ever get into a strip club again."