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liberal

Someone who prioritizes the liberty of the citizen over the wants of the government (control, mostly). This definition is getting outdated, and if you identify as a liberal nowadays you'll get scorned by conservatives who use it as a buzzword for anyone left-leaning. The reality is that this French Revolution-era term can be mixed with any position on the left-right spectrum, and is on an independent axis, the opposite being authoritarianism.

Yes, I'm a liberal. I believe in the liberty of the citizen overgovernmental control.

by AtlanticComputer August 25, 2020

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Cyber Liberal

Cyber Liberals are a group of people who gang up in chat rooms and or on public boards. It is important to note that, due to their herd mentality, Cyber Liberals are never found alone; they are always part of a group.

Cyber Liberals believe that the government can magically solve all of mankind's problems. The Cyber Liberals' trust in government leaders is absolute. From birth to death, Cyber Liberals have ultimate faith in the government to provide equally for everyone. They have no understanding of where wealth comes from, and are completely unaware that the government has no wealth except that which it first takes it away from its citizens.

If confronted with their flawed logic and the fallacies of their beliefs, they huddle together and hurl insults and call names. They are unable to defend the unsound reasoning upon which they have based their beliefs, because they lack even the most basic understanding of what they profess to believe. Some Cyber Liberals exhibit symptoms of mad cow disease if asked to explain the fallacies in the logic of their arguments.

When Cyber Liberals are provided with the reality of the results of full government control, whether socialism or a theocracy for example, they deny the facts, deny history, and again resort to hurling insults and name-calling.

Typically a cyber liberal is one who believes that his employment is beneath him, and that his employer owes him a job, regardless of his qualifications and education. Typically he is a high school or college drop out. Although, it is not unusual for a Cyber Liberal to have a B.A. degree in Fine Arts. Those who do cannot understand why they are flipping burgers instead of having their paintings of bird droppings exhibited at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City.

The Cyber Liberals in the chat room, typing insults in all caps, left no room for a rational debate of principles.

by Cyber Independent July 26, 2009

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Liberal Elite

Wealthy"do gooders" who falsely claim to care about the rights and misfortunes of the more needy in society, while they do nothing about the plight of those less fortunate, other than talk about how righteous and virtuous they themselves are, while sipping their $6 Starbucks double skim latte. They fancy themselves as morally superior to YOU!

Those "liberal elite" make me want to puke!

by SoulSqwusher January 12, 2023


Liberal Shitstorm

A daily occurring event since at least 2015, when Donald Trump ran and won the presidency in 2016.
A minor event that no one should care about but since it offends liberals, it is given major press coverage, you know, the kind of event that no one would have cared about back in the 2000s.

Person 1
Hey, did you know Elon Musk bought Twitter.

Person 2
Guess there is a liberal shitstorm brewing.

Person 3
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it will cause a liberal shitstorm.

by WokeMan91 April 28, 2022


Self liberator

Self liberation and instigation is what some who claim to be female's liberators are really better at than most things they're doing.

The girl was thought to be a liberators of many, but was actually a self liberator when you got down to it. She was an introvert thought to be an extravert, and she was self-serving but thought to be selfless.

by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019


liberal-phobic

being dastardly afraid or having a burning hate for liberals

I don't like liberals, from this day on I am liberal-phobic.

by kKolisk May 24, 2021


Liberator shit

To take a dump so relieving that you forget all your worries for a moment

'dude I just took a a liberator shit I'd been holding in for 7 hours'

by Big dump October 7, 2020