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A formally popular pilsner, mild and inoffensive in taste, easy drinking however they decided to worry about their ESG score and used a trans gender in their advertising. Since then they've seen massive sales reduction, share price reduction and even ESG score reduction as they were seen as pandering to the right by not continuing with the advert. A future study in how not to market. ESG before the customer or profit
Friend 1: Hey I'm going to get myself a Bud light
Friend 2: Really? When are you getting your bottom surgery?
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a phrase that can be used during paranormal experiences caused by an external or internal phenomena, phrase will be used in order to express extreme enjoyment of what had occurred. Ideal for those who live in the moment and are thinking of creating a new catch phrase craze. Instead of requesting a high five, pat on the back, or just plain old recognition. One would point and say, "Hey light a match to this." Only on special occasions could one physically light a match while saying this, after saying this, or silently, just lighting a match.
When Phil, Andrew, Matt, and Alex were driving home from Purdue, they were so excited to have survived the crazed driving that instead of kissing the sweet ground, he said, hey light a match to that.
Alex beat Phil so badly in Mario Kart that instead of saying in your face, he looked and said, "Hey light a match to this."
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A term to describe police officers in police cars.
Time to leave, the bright lights are coming. I can't go to jail again.
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When someone is just not thinking and says, "Could you close the light?" When, as everyone knows, no one can close a light.
Dude, could you close the light?
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(verb) The act of having sex in a canoe, kayak raft or tube. Fucking close to water.
1.I took out the center thwart and we did the coors light for five minutes until I got a hamstring cramp and flipped the boat.
2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the shit out of me, want to coors light
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Used to describe someone as a bitch.
Catty Girl 1: "OMG, can you believe Karen dumped Jim for that guy?"
Catty Girl 2: "Yeah, she's a lot of lights, that one."
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You - "I smoke marlboro lights, reds are too strong"
Me - "Bitch."
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