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When your having sex with a girl on her period. You pull out and proceed to take the blood that's on your dick and smear it across her forehead and say "Simba!"
"Dustin said that girl from the bar was constantly hitting on him last night, so he took her back to his place and gave her The Lion King and then proceeded to fuck her afterwards."
The act of pushing your mate's/ nephew's old man off a cliff then proceeding to regularly give it to his mum. Also known as giving them "The Scar"
"Hey man did you hear about what happened to Eric?"
"No, why?"
"Brody pulled The Lion King on him so now his dad is dead and his mate is hitting his mum"
"Wtf bro?"
"Look out for the caged lions, you don't want them to become uncaged lions!"
When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.
The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.
when a couple has sex they pass a lit joint to each-other last one burned wins the right to scream like a lion a dope lion