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The guy in High School who graduates high school as the kid who everyone though was either,
A. was going to kill everyone in the school so they made him an outcast.
B. Payed attention in class and got pissed when kids wasted time and disrespected the teachers.
C. Or was the kid everyone beat up or made fun of because he stuck out like a white kid in River Rouge
And in all three cases this person will not even grace the ass holes he went to school with by attending the reunion because guaranteed he has better things to do.
A. Don't fuck with him hes the "High School Loser" and he might kill you...
B. Why is it Im called a "High School loser" because I actually care about learning so that I can pass that test?!
C. I'm the "I'm The High School Loser only because I'm in NHS, and Student council, and Chess Club.
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An individual who has sustained a life of failure in no fewer than seven areas unique to human existence. These areas include, but are not limited to, spirituality, intellectualism, fitness, optimism, family relationships, romantic relationships, philosophy, finance, career, philanthropy, academics. A true "Seven-Layer Loser" is incapable of even portraying themselves in any way as complete, accomplished or appreciated.
Kim Kardashian is the Michael Jordan of seven-layer losers.
A "American house loser" is someone who has moved back in with their parents. The "American house loser" sits in the house all day for lack of anything to, subsequently the American house loser has resorted to finding the joys in life through things like Netflix .
Lauren is such an American house loser she can not go out because of her credit card debt and no money.
A guy/girl who puts their name or friends/lovers name and showers it with unironic compliments. Practically a simp or ego driven loser, but without revealing who they are. Since they know if people saw that they wrote the definition, they would be bullied by their peers.
Sophia: Do you know Lukas?
Fred: Yeah.
Sophia: He's an urban dictionary loser.
Fred: Wow he is a giant loser and I have the sudden need to bully him for the next 4 years.
Sophia: Agreed.
(Lukas at this moment just got rejected by his crush, because he tried to confess with a song using a kazoo)
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any guy who doesnt have the guts to express his emotions or come out of the closet.
Jack and Colton are ball-less losers
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One who eat stale mini muffins on their birthday, ALONE.
Mario is such a loser mini-muffin.
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"NBPL", from the movie out cold. Refers to someone who is a bitch or is acting like one.
Steve: "Why is John alone watching Bruce with JD and coke in the other room when Brooke wants him so bad."
Alex: "Cuz John is king of the no ball pussy losers."
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