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A group of dumb asses that like to have fun and go to party’s. You can often find them drinking mcgillicuddys, twisted teas, or budwiser. Often times they are setting them selfs on fire, fighting trees, cutting down trees, getting attacked by bees, or doing reckless things it the woods.
Guy 1: yo what are you doing Friday night.
Guy 2: oh I’m going to a fire and hanging out with the milfs n dilfs and getting lit.
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lady dimitrescu from the new resident evil game
I want the tall vampire milf from resident evil 8 to step on me
It the 4/20 or April 20th
Everyone is required to take a photo with their hot mom and put it on their story.
Damn, I can't wait for international milf day
isle of dogs' finest blonde milf who roles up to island garden foot tunnel every friday at 6. Her two lil gimp kids aint ruined her body. she like to tease an asian bruva
indian stud: oi it nearly 6 o clock!! we gotta go gym
sikh stud: Why u gettin ur tits in a twist over da gym?
indian stud: cos Six o'clock milf gonna be there..
skih stud: daaaaayum lets go
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New version of the old saying "Mutton dressed as lamb", and is a play on the old saying "Wolf in sheep's clothing."
Gives reference to the woman being a cougar while dressing as a skanky teenager to appear less predatorial and more attractive to her unsuspecting prey; hot young males.
This disguise can sometimes be successful at getting them closer to their game, or they can just look terribly tragic.
Dave "Whoa, look at her..."
Andy "Mate, stay away, she's a Milf in sheep's clothing."
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The worst insult known to mankind; more fatal then ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpa a trap, ur brother bi, no u, and ur sister a mister combined.
Jim: Ur mom gay
Rob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: No u
Rob: Well Ur granny Tranny
Jim: Oh yeah, well ur grandpa a trap
Rob: Ur Sister is a mister
Jim: Ur brother bi
Rob: I'll say it
Jim: I dare you
Rob: I have no conscious
Jim: Do it or ur a tranny
Rob: Ok, Ur Mom A MIlf
*Jim turns back into a fetus and then fucking explodes so it kills him and his mom. So burns out planets explode into oblivion and the only thing still capable of thought is rob, the meanest man there ever was*
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A small group of extremely attractive middle age women who fight the battle against staying loyal to their husbands through having as many sexual encounters with others as possible. These "others" are also known as "POS", or Prisoners of Sex. They are forced (willingly) to fuck the shit out of each member of the MILFitia. The members of a MILFitia often are seen at beaches with their children, in the frozen food section at a shopping center without the restriction of a bra, and at the local soccer games cheering their kids on every thursday night in their short shorts and tight tank top. Their seductive tactics help to avoid the use of weapons. They prefer to use the power of sex to fight their battles.
MILFitia milf-ish-a.........Take a look around. No need for an example, follow the definition and you'll see examples EVERYWHERE.
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