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Mario Kart: Double Dash!! is a racing game in the Mario Kart series. Many claim that Double Dash!! is the best Mario Kart game.
Much like other Mario Kart games, Double Dash!! features a "boost" in the beginning of the race. It also features drifting.
Unlike other Mario Kart games, however, Mario Kart: Double Dash!! allows you to race with two players on the same kart.
Timothy: Hey man, can you come over tonight? We're going to play some Mario Kart 64!
Charles: Nah, I'm gonna stay in and play Mario Kart: Double Dash!! It is the best Mario Kart game, y'know.
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The movie where the cast is so outlandish, you wonder if John Cena will play Yoshi.
Mario: Hey Luigi, you have to see this cool Nintendo Direct. It has the cast for our new movie coming out soon!
Luigi. Ok. I’m excited to see who’s playing us!
*Watches direct*
Chris Pratt: Luigi, why do you look like Charlie Day?
Charlie Day: I don’t know Mario, why do you look like Chris Pratt?
Chris Pratt: Wait wha- WHY IS BOWSER JACK BLACK AND DONKEY KONG SETH ROGEN?
Charlie Day: Super Mario Bros: The Movie, what have you done to us!?
The big dog Big bear can be anywhere
Guy 1: Where the fuck is Mario Judah Guy:2 I don’t know the big dog big bear can be anywhere
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a game that doesnt exist
hi does super mario maker 3 exist
no
super mario maker 3
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Nintendo: lmao you got pranked you guys thought mario tennis ultra smash was an actual game lmaooooo
Mario Kart: Champion of Champions is a tournament involving two rounds of all 16 tracks, played by the inhabitants of 137 Old Finglas Road. 6 cans of Dutch Gold must be purchased for 5 pounds prior to the tournament starting and may be consumed while racing. Typical stunts pulled include fameassers, redners, mushies, and lightningers. The winner receives a ring which he will wear for the rest of the week until declaring Champion of Champions on again. He will typically ask the losing contestants to "look at my face".
Wow, Joey has been Mario Kart: Champion of Champions for almost 5 years now, no one can beat him!
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The squeal to Super Mario Galaxy.
Super Mario Galaxy 2 is MUCH better than the first because they added Yoshi (yay) and Yoshi power-ups. There's a "Fat Albert ass load" of really awesome/challenging levels/bonuses. (The first game was hardly challenging at all.)
For everyone who pwned Bowser in Super Mario Galaxy 1 and thinks they do it in Super Mario Galaxy 2... Bowser is harder, so expect to lose a few lives. The final galaxy (Bowser's Galaxy Generator) is a great challenge, too.
HINTS: 1--Secret Mushroom: When you start Bowser's Galaxy Generator, you will see a path that goes to the left. Climb up the pole at the end of the path and you will see a the red mushroom with the yellow star. (Increases your life to 6.)
2--Super Ground Pound: Jump, spin, and while spinning, do a ground pound.
Kid1: Hey, dude! guess what?
Kid2: What?
Kid1: There's a new Mario game coming out soon!
Kid2: OMG! What's it called?!?!
Kid1: Super Mario Galaxy 2!!!
Kid2: OMG HOLY SHIT ROFL OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid1 & Kid2: *goes so crazy their heads explode*
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