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A bigger clown than any other from any circus in history, Ronald McDonald Trump is a huge(pronounced youuge by his truly)racist, misogynist, lying, pussy grabbing, stupid faced, tax evading, wall building, alternative facting oompah loompah looking douche!! A bar set too high for any aspiring future clowns, unless of course you want to be funny and make people happy, than just drop the Trump and be Ronald McDonald!
What do Ronald McDonald Trump, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Bin Laden have in common.... EVERYTHING!!!
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A kick-ass, cheap, tasty sandwich. Not the stereotypical greasy macdonalds shit. This one is darn good.
guy1: duuuude is that the new mcdonalds junior chicken?
guy2: yea, and it kicks ass.
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Jimmy said "rock'n roll McDonald's" as he jumped out a 4th floor window
The heaven where you play while the employees are preparing you food
"Hey kids, the cooks are making the food so you have some tim-"
*Naruto runs into McDonalds Play Place*
When bots would select word problems from a question bank, then forward them to ghost editors in Bangalore, before sending the final proof to POD publishers like Amazon Kindle to distribute both printed and e-copies to customers worldwide.
Guesstimate how much the McDonaldization of Singapore math mass market is worth every year, as professional pirates from India, Pakistan, and Nigeria try to cash in.
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A fantastic, almost magical drink supplied by McDonald's for public functions. Usually indicative of a long, drawn out, poorly prepared and funded school event (orange drink=suck). It tastes like orange, but only not realy. More like you mixed frozen orange juice, rain water, and paid a hobo a twinky to piss in it. That's much closer to the actual taste. But for some reason watered down orange piss failed in marketing. Go figure.
Upon seeing the McDonald's Orange drink little Billy knew he made a mistake going to the school's annual "Pasta Pigout". Horror ensued.
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