When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar
a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money
man i wish i was an iron midget
When you feel like you should have kept quite when you opened up to someone and you feel small and vulnerable
I was in counselling the other day but it just made me feel like a metal midget and didn't help.
special forces to fight against the heretics
Burn the Heretic
Kill the mutant
Purge the Unclean
and surrender your rights to the God Emperor.
Midget army is awesome
die, everyone,
That guy at Home Depot doesn’t suffer from his midgetism, but the rest of us do.
midgetism is a very short person but not short enough to have dwarfism
zain: “look it’s a cute girl with dwarfism”
yara: “she doesn’t have dwarfism but she has midgetism she’s not short enough to have dwarfism but she’s close”
zain: “yeah?!”
When someone who is really short and dumb and ugly is also dogshit at everything they do.
steven jacob cortez is such a dumb bitch ass dogshit midget