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These damn monsters on minecraft like creepers skeletons spiders but when a skeleton rides a spider it is called a spider jockey and there are zombies and there are also zombie pigmen
I was so mad I was killed by minecraft mobs a damn creeper
some fucked up thing that a person will either spend too much time, just enough time, or not enough time on for entertainment of 8-9 year olds who use their mom’s credit cards for Minecraft
Kid: dude, this Minecraft mod is great!
Mom: where the fuck did you put my credit card?
The delusion a person is put under when playing the game "Minecraft," in which time elapses much quicker then normal. When under this delusion, an hour may feel like 5 minutes.
The Minecraft effect:
12:24 AM: I should probably be getting off soon. Just gotta finish up mining here, then I'll be done.
1:40 AM: Alright, done- wait, 1:40?! Holy Notch!
Literally no one has ever said in 2019, cause you know.
Every Human Being:
Nobody: Minecraft Sucks
A meme that is of such extravagance, it is impossible to explain
Legend 1: Hey have you seen this minecraft meme?
Legend 2: No, I don't think I could handle it if I did
An ugly fat bastad who cant even play minecraft, has cheated in manhunts many times and is a massive dick (asshole) on his minecraft server ( dream SMP )
Only 9 year old girls like him (for obvious reasons) and his only hobby on YouTube is to fake manhunts/speedruns.
I fuck the 18 year old women with dream ( Minecraft )
Loves Minecraft, wholesome, respects everyone's opinions, and is over all just for fun.
Im also apart of the Minecraft gender