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A month in which you cannot play the game Minecraft. People who play Minecraft during this time period will experience a loss of virginity, and they will become a hoe or a thot in a matter of minutes.
"I am very sorry, you cannot play Minecraft because it's No Minecraft March."
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These damn monsters on minecraft like creepers skeletons spiders but when a skeleton rides a spider it is called a spider jockey and there are zombies and there are also zombie pigmen
I was so mad I was killed by minecraft mobs a damn creeper
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some fucked up thing that a person will either spend too much time, just enough time, or not enough time on for entertainment of 8-9 year olds who use their mom’s credit cards for Minecraft
Kid: dude, this Minecraft mod is great!
Mom: where the fuck did you put my credit card?
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The delusion a person is put under when playing the game "Minecraft," in which time elapses much quicker then normal. When under this delusion, an hour may feel like 5 minutes.
The Minecraft effect:
12:24 AM: I should probably be getting off soon. Just gotta finish up mining here, then I'll be done.
1:40 AM: Alright, done- wait, 1:40?! Holy Notch!
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Literally no one has ever said in 2019, cause you know.
Every Human Being:
Nobody: Minecraft Sucks
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Loves Minecraft, wholesome, respects everyone's opinions, and is over all just for fun.
Im also apart of the Minecraft gender
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A version of Minecraft what everyone uses to play some stupid servers and play minigames on servers.
Person 1: Let's play some 1.8.9 Minecraft!
Person 2: Sure, what server?
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