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When a fat woman sweats to the point, the secretions gather in her genital area, thus creating a pickled minge, which offensively smelling.
Ohhh Noooo I've Pickled My Minge!
An elderly woman far past her prime yet still on the hunt for young boy meat.
Normally the "Dusty Minge Fart" is a crazed nymphomaniac which has a furious hunger for boy cock. The vagina of the "Dusty Minge Fart" resembles a wizards sleeve and is normally weighed down with at least 3kg of dust. Although the "Dusty Minge Fart" is allways a virgin, the vagina allways hangs low and loose like a moist pendulum.
If looking out for the "Dusty Minge Fart", look for large wollen socks. These socks are commonly worn by the "Dusty Minge Fart" because they are used to keep the fanny lips warm. One fanny lip for each foot.
Christian: Hey Peter, check out that Dusty Minge Fart over there!
Peter: Shut up man! Thats Miss. Townsend! My maths teacher... ... ...
Christian: Why are here fucking trousers so fucking high, I can literally see the outline of her camel toe!
Peter: She's buff innit...
Christian: FUCK! SHE'S LEAKING!!
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A mega-rich, handsome guy who is exceptionally faithful to his girlfriend, in other words, a guy too good to be true.
Your boyfriend is no Dao Ming Si; he is just a good-for-nothing love rat.
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Something that is beyond the normal minging or to ming. Somehow it is totally unrelated to the Ming Dynasty.
A guy once said to someone that something minged, the other guy thought that this thing minged so much, it was Ming Dynasty, to imply that it was greater than something that mearly minged, the extensive rule of the Ming Dynasty somehow found its way here to emphasise ming.
Person 1: "OMG that totally mings"
Person 2: "yeh, that is Ming Dynasty"
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some body who collects content that may squirt from the furry cup
used by old people in post offices eg: "give me my pension money you fuckin minge juice bottler"
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A midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. Similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female ejaculate face flooding.
I, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. Your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female ejaculate before bed. Them were the days before television.
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