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the equivalent of the rap special olympics most famously known for
Drake- Rich jew from Canada who has the rapping talent of well........ a rich jew from Canada
Nicki Minaj- Writes about .1% of her material and can sing 0% without autotune
Lil Wayne- Defines everything wrong with pop culture narrowly beat out by Soulja Boy for worst lyricist
Wigger Friend: "Dude have you heard the new Young Money song it's so g Lil Wayne is the "troof"
Me: "You realize your pants are around you ankles"
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Da most str8 gangsta Mormon honky dat eva ran fo' prez-dint. He got da money stakd to da SEELIN and he can fire muthafukkaz like dere be no tomorro! Hell, he sez he LIKE firin' dem crazy crackas who do shit fo' him! An' since he a Mormon, he can have like six hos who can't leave him 'cuz da law sez it! He a stone cold pimp, yo!
Mah Nigga: Ay, who you votin' fo'?
Me: I be votin' fo' dat gangsta rappin' pimp R-Money
Mah Nigga: DAAAAAAAAYUM SON HE A GANGSTA WHO DON' GIVE A SHIT 'BOUT NO ONE BUT HISSELF
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n. money set aside, when budgeting for a hooker's services, to pay for acquired infectious disease treatment, laceration repairs, forgiveness flowers etc.
Hey! You coming to Vegas or what! I know you got the itch again.
Actually, I've always got the itch ... on account of I didn't have any penicillin money last time we went.
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Hedge money; when something is good or in your favour.
This pencil sharpener has made my pencil perfect for drawing. It's hedge money
Or eg, this bicycle pump is hedge money, it's made my tire lovely and firm!
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Over tipping a waitress or bartender because they are hot.
My boyfriend just money fucked the bar tender because she had DD tits.
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Senor Rodarte of Placer High School.
His son being "Young Money"
Basically the most bad ass and coolest teacher/coach you'll ever meet.
Coaches Wide Receivers and Teaches Spanish. (Easiest Drills and Class)
Thinks he's bad ass, which is true.
*Senor Walks By*
Student (Most likely on the Football Team) : OH SENOR! THE MONEY MAN!
*Turns, points, and winks all in one bad ass motion*
Student: OH I LIKE THAT! OHHHHH Baby!
Senor: Don't be Smoking that ROPE A DOPE!
Student: Ohhhh you know thats bad senor! hahahaha.
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