a guy or girl that is a geek but a really cute geek and you call them a geek muffin as a term of affection, not an insult. they are really rad, fun to be with, have awesome taste in music, and make you happy whenever your with them.
He is my geek muffin, he like loves computers, but he's still uber cute.
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a game in which a bunch of guys get in a circle and jack off, and the last one to cum on the muffin either eats the muffin or gives the winner 10 seconds of head.
john:"how do you know what dick tastes like?"
petah:"because when we played soggy muffins, i wouldn't eat the cum of 50 guys"
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A person who is of little to know intelligence
"My god your such a Sandwich Muffin"
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My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.
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Malicously giving sodemy to a muffin with at least 1 other person and whoever comes last has to eat it
Oh man tom i have a huge stomach ache from last night when i lost the muffin game
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Carolyn Hennesy, an actress on General Hospital and Cougar Town who is know to be a giant cunt.
I can't watch General Hospital whenever that cunt muffin shows up.
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