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My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.
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Malicously giving sodemy to a muffin with at least 1 other person and whoever comes last has to eat it
Oh man tom i have a huge stomach ache from last night when i lost the muffin game
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Carolyn Hennesy, an actress on General Hospital and Cougar Town who is know to be a giant cunt.
I can't watch General Hospital whenever that cunt muffin shows up.
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A term used to describe someone outside of a social group
Anyone who's name is not known or ever brought up.
"Hey man, do you know who that guy is over there?"
Nah, he's in my English class, but he's a total muffin man."
"Do you know the muffin man?"
"Nope."
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a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast muffin overflow.
Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.
Rick: did you see that roller derby chick?
Dale: with the knee high socks..?
Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!
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Invented by a person named Muffin, this act is when a person places the tip of his penis under the nose of his partner and shoots his load into the nasal cavity. Following the actual shot, the load is then snorted and swallowed.
Dude, I just blew a Muffin Shot right up my girlfriend's nose! Shit was so cash!
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to have anal sex with your girlfriend's dead mom
Cop: yo, what the fuck you in for
Inmate Pratt: i stale muffin'd yo mom
Cop: Um, what?
Inmate Pratt: ...
Cop: Yeah, clean up in cell block D.
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