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When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.
Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.
Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.
While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
5th Degree Murder is the combination of degrees 1, 2, 3 where you attempt to murder someone premeditately then you come back and accidentally try and do it again and try to fight someone then accidentally end up killing them (it's basically committing all 3 accounts of murder)
"Holy shit billy just accidentally on purpose murdered little Jimmy and now he's being charged with 5th degree murder"
A Murder Of Kyles - a group of obnoxious males , typically young, loud, rude, the kind you don't really want to be around.
"Kyle" being used here as the male version of a Karen, and "a murder" paraphrases on the naming for a group of Crows, as well as the fact that being around A Murder Of Kyles WILL indeed kill your mood.
I went to relax in my fishing spot but a murder of Kyles was there so I decided to find a different spot.
You watch someone get killed from a far.
Yooo , I witness a murder early this morning
You watching someone get killed from a distance
Yooo , I just witness a murder im shaking really bad