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One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.
Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"
to be ruffed up by someone's penis
Some people don't know when to quit dick muscling!
Females that are only attracted to men with muscles/ body builders.
Look at maddie just drooling over that buff dude. She always goes for the biggest muscle. What a muscle slut
A catchphrase said many times by Jyushimatsu Matsuno
Jyushi: Hustle Hustle, Muscle Muscle
When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.
Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.
When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.
That gym bro is a total muscle dick
A man with lots of muscle. typically named Joe but for any man that's shorter then 5'9, usually a tool/dick head on a scale of 1-10 he's a 5 but his muscles bring him up to a low 8. Damn muscle Joe.
Did you see that ripped short guy? What a muscle Joe