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Halo 4

Developed by 343Industries, Halo 4 is to Halo what Modern Warfare 2 was to Call of Duty; A completely broken game shat should have been the best in the series. The campaign is great but filled with shitty QuickTime events that ruin the fun and are even worse than in Battlefield 3; potentially good cut scenes are thrown away for a cheap imitation of a low budget CoD games. The game even throws away the opportunity for an epic final boss by having the main villan killed in a shitty anti-climactic QuickTime event. But other than that and the overpowered sniper enemies, campaign is amazing. Multiplayer has been revamped and would be the best in all halo games IF IT WASNT FUCKING BROKEN! The create-a-class system is great but they madethe DMR)so overpowered that you cant even spawn in matchmaking. And they made it so that if you even touch a barely moving vehicle you fucking die and go flying across the map. to make this problem worse theirs a fuking ghost on every map. Speaking of the maps, they are competitive but bland as hell; like the theme of one map is: White, literaly. And custom games barley even exist, you cant even make a proper deathmatch game. And to top it off; everything online lags, especaily the new spartan ops mode which is really a fake Spec Ops mode from CoD. Other than that great game

Oakley HiDef: Yo, man! you wanna play a custom game on Halo 4

Me: HAHHAHAHAHAHA Custom games in halo 4, good one.

by Nyan Dragon January 11, 2013

33๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Halo 3

The third clone of the Halo trilogy. Pretty much the same as the first two but a new weapon or two and a couple dozen new maps. The only reason why someone would buy this is because they are drawn into the ads that say how it's going to be the greatest game ever and any other game is shit compared to it.

Person 1:"Dude i'm gonna go buy Halo 3 when it comes out wanna come watch me buy it?"

Person 2:"You already own Halo 1 and Halo 2 why not just glue them together and put them in your Xbox 360?"

Person 1:"Because those two are shit compared to Halo 3. Did you know Halo 3 has one new weapon and thirty-six hundred new maps."

Person 1:"Get the Hell outta my site I never wanna see you again you fucking retard."

by Golden Bullet December 27, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


halo dork

A term also associated with Halo gaming through the Canadian company "dork - the Digital Organization for Recreational Killing", a group which runs professional gaming tournaments and other video game events, with their specialty being Halo and Halo 2!

That Halo dork is fragging his way to the head of the league!

by The Chief June 19, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Halo 2

An FPS with a bitch ending but fricken awesome Xbox live play.

"man, screw that gay ass ending, Im going to play this poo online!"

by RagMeRock December 4, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


brown halo

the ring left around a dead person's bunghole who died in such an extreme way that they emptied their bowels before death. usually a turnon to nekros and followers of psychobilly music

"i want to put mi verga en la muerta...hey dude check it out she's got a brown halo!"

by losifer January 31, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Halo 2

a great game that was delayed for 30 years that fanboys went crazy over

In 2001....

HaloObsessive94: HEY, HALO IS, LYKE, THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LIKE, OMG< OMG< OMG< OMF<
UnknownSanity42: Just shut up, man.

Thirty years later....

Halo2Obsessive94: HEY PEDRO!
UnknownSanity42: PISS OFF.
Halo2Obsessive94: lyke, hav u plaid it
UnknownSanity42: Yes, I think it is a grat game.
Halo2Obsessive94: OMG, IT IS THE BEST GAM EVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVER
Halo2Obsessive94 has signed off.

Blocked.

by PedroParodi January 2, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Halo 2

An overhyped title that ended up on the used games shelf faster than a mcdonalds hamburger going stale. Managed to get kudos for cinematics, dual wielded weapons, and increased multiplayer action. Nothing memorable. If you payed full price you got juked.

Jack: Let's play Halo 2!!
Mike: OK!!
(8 hours later)
Jack: Wow, finished.
Mike: Let's trade it in for UT3
Jack: Sounds Great.

by Melizza September 20, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž