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some singer dude that my dad threw his underwear at for a good laugh on a business trip, lol. True story! It was the night I was born, no joke.
Tom Jones was part of my birth story. xD
Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket
Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After
The term for someone who has a strong outward appearance of gayness.
To Jahan: "You are such a Gethin Jones"
1. the best baseball player to ever play the sport no 1 is better than him no matter what u say # 25 for the best mlb team (atlanta braves)
Andruw Jones is the best.
Extremely hungry / extreme hunger.
I have not eaten since breakfast. Tom Jones na ko!
When a teacher gets laid the night before and comes in to the lesson doing unexpected acts of niceness or easy work/group role plays. However, if they have not been laid, they will come into the lesson and be very grouchy, often leading to students being sent out for minor things.
Person 1: Why are we doing role plays in a Business lesson?
Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?
Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!
a constant hinderance; always there and ready
MJ is such a penis jones, not anything like a beezley}