Burger sauce

A mixture of ketchup and mayonnaise

Hay, pass me the burger sauce. I'm too drunk to possible pick up and squirt two bottles of gunk on my random fried road kill!

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works burger

A hamberger made in Australia which is made up of (but not limited to): Bread, a meat patty, ketchup, mustard, relish, onion, tomato, lettuse, hot peppers, mayo, pickel, olives, bacon, fried egg, and beet root.

I can't seem to fit this works burger into my mouth.

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burger nips

huge big brown nipples,usually found on obese woman or men with a weight problem.Tend to be sweaty and very phat.

'what are those brown circes i can see through your t-shirt?'

'there just my burger nips'

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Nonsense-burger

Essentially, bullshit, or, if you prefer, clap-trap, etc.

Bush: "We can have filters on the Internets where public money is spent."

Anyone else: "What a massive nonsense-burger! Inter-NETS?"

O'Reilly: "Sun goes up sun goes down, tides come in tides go out. You can't explain it, it just happens."

Anyone else: "Looks like Bill-O's talking nonsense-burgers again. . . ."

Gordon Brown: "I am Gordon Brown."

Anyone else: "Lol, Gordon Brown, what a nonsense-burger."

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Cheddar Burger

Another way of saying cheese burger. Used on the Chappelle

Give me a cheddar burger.

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Mean Burger

A mean burger is the bomb of all hamburgers. When you cook a mean burger, you add your own spices, you grill it to perfection. No fast food chain can compare to the burger you just cooked.

Mean burgers are few and far between now a days. Even legend some say...

"Yo man, that was a hella mean burger you just grilled up!"

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Burger Rind

The area of a hamburger deemed to be unedible; usually around the outside edge.

Person 1: Aren't you going to take the rest of that burger home?
Person 2: No way, it's just the burger rind!

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