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Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.

Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!

by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022


Serve others

I'm not going to serve others you piece of shit. That is actually whatakes you a piece of shit in the first place. That you require service.

Hym "Yeah, no I'm not doing that. I'm not going to serve others while you deny me the credit I deserve and steal my shit for yourself. HARM on the other hand..."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024


The other fruit loop

To try, or just the other fruit loop is a common term used when talking about a gay relationship.

Guy 1: "I had never tried the other fruit loop before!"

Guy 2: "Do you want to try it?"

Guy 1: "I'm not gay."

by k4tsuki.nb January 03, 2025


the other side of the puddle

a place that is, in all ways, different from the place the person saying it is from

Asian person: Wow! I finally received my package from the other side of the puddle! other Asian person: what do you mean from "the other side of the puddle"? Asian person: its from Russia.

by alto bolso January 20, 2022


Just want to rate other people's definitions

Just here to judge other people's definitions. if there's another way to do it, i can't find out how.

I Just want to rate other people's definitions, i don't want to have to make a new definition every time i want to do that.

by Large Pile of Ha February 23, 2022


National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming

You both 1v1 in any game of choice, but loser is subject to sending a cumming video

"Do you want to participate in National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming day?"

by insertceo August 03, 2022


Bats for the other side

Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.

Bill obviously bats for the other side.

by Naughty Daddy August 11, 2022