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two pete

The act of allowing two men to take turns slapping you in the face with their shaven ballsacks.

" Your looking alert ", "Why thank you I had a two pete last night !"

by T-Roy Tickle July 29, 2022


Pete Vuckovich

After a long day of physical activity, take your index finger and slide it in the space between your testicles and thigh Proceed to take said index finger and brush it across someones upper lip in the shape of Pete Vuckovich's famous handle bar moustache. Thats giving someone a Pete Vuckovich.

"Gave her the ol' Pete Vuckovich, she was like puddy in my hands."

by Sleazy Jay July 21, 2022


Sneaky Pete

1.Having sex from behind (slang: doggy style) & without saying anything to the lady you quickly pull out & put it in her anus before she realizes what you're doing.

2. Suprise anal sex with the woman you are Having Intercourse with

Chrissy: "That guy last night gave me a bloody Sneaky Pete !!!"
Jess: "omfg lisa, Nick fuckn Sneaky Pete 'ed me this morning! "

by D2K 3636 January 19, 2018


pandemic pete

The Governor of Nebraska

Pandemic Pete Ricketts.

I don't wear a mask Because my Governor Pandemic Pete doesn't think it's necessary.

by ImpalaPhil December 4, 2020


Pete the cat day

Pete the cat day is on July 26th and you must set at least 1 of your profile pictures as Pete the cat

David:Bro it’s Pete the cat day!!!!!
Joe:BRO YOU KNOW WE GOTTA SET OUR PROFILE PICS AS PETE!!!

by corneliusistheworstbirdever May 11, 2022


panicy pete

The inability to get a erection when with a attractive female

I was about to fuck the shit out of this fit bird, but I got a case of the panicy Pete which ruined the night

by Damo333666999 February 12, 2016


Pete Hegseth

A TV host and author who is now the nominee for Secretary of Defense in 2025, wants an "American victory" to be the end of globalism, Islamism, secularism, leftism, and enviormentalism. Although, he has fought Iraq and Afghanistan wars, he also is being accused for sexual assault.

Man, Pete Hegseth is kind of weird!

by popbulligan December 6, 2024