When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.
I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.
My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids
when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet
tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night
Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!
I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.
Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....
To be posted on lame ass social media
FPatch
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
Don"t FPatch me on your post Urban DIC>
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
Where a slag wants you to go away
I’ve got no bra on so patch it
Woman's pubic hair that is kept well groomed.
I don't like a bush that is out of control, but there ain't nothing wrong with a pea patch.