When someone takes a dump in a urinal and the deuce settles there into a nice cutlet
Man, what's that smell? Ah, it looks like someone left us a good-sized urinal patty. Dig in!
one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.
she pulled a mint patty last night when she hooked up with a rando on my porch.
A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.
Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.
After hitting it raw I let him give me a slime patty
Patti Alvarez favorite daughter is Amelie Marie. She loves her more then Sophia Noblett. She is a pretty chav.
Patti Alvarez is an amazing pretty chav xoxo
A cheese patty is cheese and potatoes are mixed together and deep fried
I am going to the chip shop do you want a cheese patty