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A song you really like, that lasts about as long as a 'period' before you get sick of it.
"Yeah, I heard this song yesterday but it was just a period song, I'm totally passed it today"
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Yet another impossible DDR song, only a few have beaten it. It is the latest song in the Series of the "Max's", the hardest songs yet. They are, in chronological order, Max 300, MaxX Unlimited, The Legned of Max, and now Max. (period). Max. (period) isn't well known, as it is only available on the Japanese console version of DDR Extreme. It starts at 300 BPM, slows to 150 at one point, then rises all the way to 600, which is insanity at its highest. I once saw a video of someone A'ing the song on feet, and I wonder if Yasu or Take could beat it or not.
I have AAA'd all the Max's. I'm gonna try to play Max. (period).
*2 minutes later*
ARGH I AM DEAD *dies*
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When you're on your period and for some reason everything you say just doesn't make any sense.
I had such bad period brain today that I told my neighbor his face reminds me of mashed potatoes
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A woman who has her period periodically on a table.
Ralph was horny and threw Gertrude aggressively on the periodic table periodically.
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When you take something in the butt and the shits you take for the next several days tear your asshole causing anal bleeding.
"Cool, he stuck his finger in my butt last night and now I have my butt period!"
"That fucking sucks bro!"
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When Picasso painted all these random people made of cubes.
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When a woman's period comes out like chunks of ham from a soup.
Picasso's Friend: "Damn Picasso, why can't you paint people like normal? I hope they invent high-quality photographs soon."
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Picasso: "Damn Wife, your cubic menstruations have inspired me to paint incorrect pictures of people."
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German Man: "Damn Wife, I thought your sheizer was tasty, but this soup is the best!"
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Woman: "Damn I thought that soup was good, but whatever is coming out of my twat is downright fabulous."
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The optional period at the end of a final sentence, typically omitted in social media posts or texts.
"Mom! You don't need to use a period at the end of texts" vs. "Mom! You don't need to use a period at the end of texts." <Oxford period
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