Polish Pickle

The act of going to punch someone in the face but rather then punching them in the face...you kick them in the shin!

Maura walked up to Gooch and said Polish Pickle as she swing towards his face but kicked his shin. Gooch got very angry but laughed at this amazing tactic.

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platinum pickle

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

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pickle-breath

The odor that comes from someone's mouth after swallowing loads of seamen.

Ralph McGill frequently has pickle-breath after hanging out with Rainer, Yelton and Hruby.

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pickle hand

A hand that is deformed, or small, or missing fingers or just creepy.

Ew, look at that guys pickle hand

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pickle ass

Some cunt who wants you to sit on her lap, then puts a pickle jar up your asshole when you try to sit down. Then she eats all the pickles out of your ass.

Dawn is a total pickle ass, she all like "lemme get a minute a! pickle ass all up in my house!"

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pickle martini

When one successfully receives a (consensual) blowjob after sneaking his penis in another, unsuspecting person's drink.

"I'm just going to choke one more down, and then we're outta here. Wait a second... that's not a straw!"

"Got ya!"

"Ha ha ha, yes you did. Oh my goodness, I, once again, got caught in a Pickle Martini. WOW! Well, here goes..."

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pickle juice

While receiving a B.J., piss in the girls mouth when you tell her you're cumming.

Kristin really enjoyed mouthing my dill spear until I gave her a moutful of pickle juice.

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