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I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 7, 2022


Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023


Joker Please

Joker Please, a substitute for the more Inflammatory form used when someone is trying to scam, jive, or blow smoke.

$30 dollars to mount a new tire ?? !! Joker Please !!

by Swisher rolled tight January 13, 2021


Please

Please a word I use

Please date me lmao

by Not a simp March 3, 2021


please

the word used to beg your mom for some money to trick her into giving it to you.

mom- you dont need any money
me- please mom

mom- uggg fine

by c0op3r January 17, 2022


Please

Stop

"Please Stop being a cunt"

by coffeemccoffee9 January 19, 2022


please

please deny my last request🙏

i don’t want it to b posted please

by jupitr April 24, 2021