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A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.
I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.
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Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.
Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.
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"Look at that backwards pole vaulter over there"
"fuck Ian"
A tall girl that has a tall pussy
“Damn that 7 foot tall bitch has a bean pole pussy.”
1. This is the thing you use to touch things that you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
2. A weapon in the card game Munchkin'
She's so ugly I had to whip out the eleven-foot pole to keep her away.
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Originally from the movie "The 40 Year-old Virgin", it means to smoke ones dick, like a cigarette.
"Haziz, smoke my pole."
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The German Pole vault is like one of those gross/outrageous sexual things that you always joke around with your friends like the Alaskan Pipeline but would never actually attempt. The German Pole vault however is not gross, but would generally end in injury (and embarassment).
The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.
Bro: Dude, she is so hot, I might try the German Pole Vault on her.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.
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