Post Party

A Post Party is a chance for Post Whores to get more posts and become more popular. Anyone who replies to these threads should be shot.

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fence post

Someone that is hard headed and will argue for no good reason.

Dan argues with anyone... he is a fence post.

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boomer posting

When an internet user makes a political post with his caps lock left on. Usually regarding support for Israel, dog breeds, Reaganomics, or distain for millennials or ethnic minorities.

"i VOTED FOR TRUMP BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PAY TAXES. bUT THEN I REALIZED HE'S GOING TO DEPORT MY ILLEGALS SO NOW I DON'T SUPPORT HIM."

"Peek boomer posting"

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post box

A slit you put things into and they disappear never to be seen again.

I posted a cheque a few weeks ago, put it in the post box, and no-one knows where it is now.

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national post

canadian national newspaper, the canadian equivalent of the usa today. absolutely obsessed with terrorism, israel and celine dion, and it is a sure bet that any day's headline not being about "NEW TERROR THREAT TO CANADIAN FAMILIES!!!" will be either "SHANIA UNVEILS NEW SHOES!!!" or "CELINE RETURNS!!!"

Billy picked up the day's National Post. The front page headline read, in 40-point type, "POTENTIAL TERROR ATTACK! UNIDENTIFIED LARGE BLOB OF FATTY SUBSTANCE WASHES ASHORE!"

Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?

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Light post

when a guy is laying on a bed with his erect penis up and she jumps of a diving board and lands on him with her legs spread apart and his penis goes inside her vagina.

yo jerry, my girlfriend gave me the best light post ever.
jerry: thats lit dude!

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hovel post

Generally used to describe an ill-fashioned walking stick upon which one would hovel, thus providing support for old or feeble persons.

"I am leaning on a hovel post"
"True, it is because you are unable to support yourself without it."
"Yes"

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