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being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy

Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today

by slyfy99 July 28, 2017


The Horny Potato

An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP

Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!

by horny potato lover January 13, 2023


Flom potato

Meaning a fat and lazy person

“Do you see her over there on the sofa with the chocolate? She’s a flom potato!”

by 87bin December 22, 2021


strain the potatoes

to urinate

My bladder is bursting, I have to strain the potatoes

by Banana Bender 63 December 30, 2017


potato language

WHY THE HECK ARE U SEARCHING THIS UP STOOPID- anyway. Potato language can also be identified as potatian and is mostly the opposite of English even though it are written in the same texts, accents and grammar but it is ONLY used for the word of bOOtiful potatoz

BY THE non-binary pOtAtO

for example, to say your pretty in potato language you would simply say your OOgly

by non-binary pOtAtO :> July 06, 2020


potato dust

(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.

I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.

by phillydrifter September 02, 2010


Bloody Potato

When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period

"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"

by Basic Grizz January 12, 2019