When something of yours is being slow or crappy
Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today
“Do you see her over there on the sofa with the chocolate? She’s a flom potato!”
to urinate
My bladder is bursting, I have to strain the potatoes
A hand grenade...
What, you were hoping for something more elaborate?
I straight tossed that yeet potato and blew some shit up!
When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch
Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨
WHY THE HECK ARE U SEARCHING THIS UP STOOPID- anyway. Potato language can also be identified as potatian and is mostly the opposite of English even though it are written in the same texts, accents and grammar but it is ONLY used for the word of bOOtiful potatoz
BY THE non-binary pOtAtO
for example, to say your pretty in potato language you would simply say your OOgly
An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP
Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!