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When you go fuck a girl ass pull out see you got shitty dick and decide to put yo shitty dick in her pussy
Just picture salmon pudding happening to you bitch
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skank pudding is the production of fluid that is accumulated when an unwashed, less then virtuous female has sexual relations with an unwashed male. The pudding can be a white frothy liquid that is a mixture from both parties and has a pungent oder that can be offensive or disterbing.
Damn bro, spray the febreeze in here when your done with your woman it smells like skank pudding in here.
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When you mix cold cum and cocaine until it gets the consistency of pudding.
"Hey man, I just made snow pudding. I have been eating pineapple for days, so you know it's good."
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When a guy cream pies a woman with a yeast infection.
I realized I gave her bread pudding last night after she said she had a yeast infection. I though she smelled a little funky.
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When someone shits in a circle around your dick and then gives you a blow job. A vanilla pudding ring is when someone uses semen instead of shit.
If someone gave me a pudding ring they better clean it up.
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what happens when you try to tweak 500 horsepower out of a car that only weighs 500 pounds
(or what happens to your motorcyle when you go 200mph on highways designed for cars doing 65)
did you see that rice-rocket?
rice pudding you mean.
totally.
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