Put it in my ass

A meme on YouTube of a man playing with toys and saying the phrase ‘put it in my ass’

Oh yeah! Put it in my ass!!!!

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put out the fire

When you cum on a ginger's fire crotch.

Ted: Oh fuck Sally get ready, I'm about to put out the fire.
Sally: What?
Ted: Hold still bitch, ARGGHHH.

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put it on him/her

To fuck him/her really hard.

Tonights the night I'm going to put it on him/her!

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put it in your kidney

to deal with something that is unwanted; to unwillingly accept something because it is inevitable.

"hey Nicki Nicki Nicki! Put it in your kidney!"

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put your bid in

To attempt to hook up with a girl. Literally means that all the guys at the bar/club who are interested in the girl will show her what they have to offer, and she will go home the "highest bidder" and probably allow him to chuck it in her.

"I'm tryin' to put my bid in / No I'm just kiddin' / Come on girl, get in."
-Snoop Dogg, "Let's Get Blown"

"I'm a put my bid in and tell you something slick / Whisper in ya ear while I'm holdin' my dick."
-E-40, "U and Dat"

Awkward tool: "Hey there girl. You are one fly-ass bitch if I do say so myself. What do you say we get out of here and go to my place? Skeet skeet!"
Girl: "Fool I'm just here to hang out with my girls. If you're trying to put your bid in, it ain't gonna work."
Awkward tool: "Really? You're taking bids? In that case, how does $100 sound? I'm a little short on cash though - is it ok if I write you a check?"
Girl: "The fuck? Oh no you didn't! I ain't no ho!" ***SMACK!***

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Pu-Put-Bitch

A pimp's first hooker, also known as his bottom bitch.

"Sprinkles is Big Poppa's pu-put-bitch...she would do anything for him!"

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put me down

Another way of sayin "sex me"

when are we gonna put it down? // when are we gonna make love

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