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Date rape is a fast growing phenomenon in Pubs and Nightclubs. The essential idea is that you spike a target's drink with a sedative drug, usually GHB or Rohypnol, and wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious. At this point you offer to help the virtually incapacitated victim home or to a taxi, obviously nobody will be suspicious as the victim appears simply to be heavily inebriated. Having taken the victim to a secluded spot, you proceed to rape them, the effect of the drug ensuring they can offer no resistance or remember the experience/assailant. Due to the nature of the crime, in up to 80% of date rapes the victim knows the rapist well.
"Don't leave your drink unattended, as you may get date raped"
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In the game Gears of War, while playing in an execution match; when the enemy downs you and continually downs you, against your will, everytime you recover from a bleedout. Victims feel humility and anguish while the rapists usually just laugh at your struggles.
"Yea.. all my teammates died and the assholes on the other team down raped me and tried to make me quit. But like Jody Foster in The Accused, I held firm and let them have their way with me"
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Sexting a random number. Beware of sext raping minors, in case of this abort at once claiming you have the wrong number and say you're sorry. Have some shame.
To Sext Rape:
Me: "I rub my hands down your thighs, slowly caressing you, then slipping my dick inside you until you slowly moan my name."
Them: "DUDE. I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS. BUT I FEEL FUCKING VIOLATED. PLEASE STOP."
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Six people - six drinks. One has a roofie in it. Are you man enough to play "Rape Roulette"? Alternatively, the game can be played with 5 spiked drinks and 1 regular.
Sean, Katie, Daniel, Andrew, Sebastian, and Lucy played rape roulette. Daniel was in the hospital for two weeks.
When Andrew discovered that he got herpes while playing rape roulette, he preceded to molotov everything
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A bullshit term, developed for the use of arseholes to create unnecessary conflict and unenforceable policies.
Hey, have you heard of Telepathic Rape?
Yeah, at least it'll never happen to you.
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when a person comes to tell a joke, says the first part, and then answers without the person showing any interest in the answer.
Dude 1: HEY HEY HEY
Dude 2: hi, what do you call a masturbating cow....BEEF STROKIN-OFF. *runs away*
Dude 3: dude..... you just got joke raped.
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